Wild British Tourist warning

⚠ WARNING ⚠

YOU HAVE DISCOVERED A WILD BRITISH TOURIST

Known behaviours include:

  • Queue optimisation
  • Excessive snack purchasing
  • Suncream negligence
  • Saying “It’s not even that hot”
  • Spending too much on Disney merchandise
  • Looking confused while holding a park map

Proceed at your own risk.

I panicked and want to leave

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The internet gets significantly more ridiculous below this point.
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YOU FOUND THE WILD BRITISH TOURISTS

Congratulations.
You have successfully located a travelling British family in Florida.

Please report your sighting below. ↓

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Current Threat Level

Mildly Sunburnt

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Last Known Location

Probably near snacks

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Favourite Habitat

Air-conditioned gift shops

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Reward

One emotional support churro

-- Days until Florida
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🔭 Recent Sightings

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🧭 British Tourist Field Guide

Use this handy reference to assess any British Tourist you encounter.

If carrying a refill mug

Likely harmless

If discussing exchange rates

Approach cautiously

If holding multiple park maps

May be lost

If purchasing a third snack

Too late